You got there first, it's your William :)
BOL! I usually take up the entire couch in the living room.
Silly Dad! Hammocks are for Lurchers! (my apologies to Trix.....) ;)
I totally agree, especially because there's only one pillow! :-)
LOLOL!are you comfortable enough sir? would you care for a treat? or some fresh water perhaps?
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